An Email I Should Send

Dear Editor,

Please find attached the likely cover for next month’s issue of our food magazine.

P.S. Our cover model was most cooperative, and took to turmeric particularly well. She, however, fluttered off and never came back when she was told that no, she may not dip her feet into the curry. We cannot stand for such diva behaviour – I’m the photographer – I’m supposed to do that! (At least where this food chain is concerned)

P.P.S. Will be glad to pursue further avian-gastronomic photography when I get my ass to Istanbul in two days. A bird and Turkish delights? A bird peeking into Turkish coffee? A bird smoking shisha? A bird nesting in the arms of my furry Turkish man friend, Alp?

Regards,
Your Photographer

Dubai - Unexpected Guest at my photo shoot

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  • i'm so not an ornithologist, but i do have a great picture of a stork-like creature staring across towards the european shore. hehehe.
  • "A bird and Turkish delights? A bird peeking into Turkish coffee? A bird smoking shisha? A bird nesting in the arms of my furry Turkish man friend, Alp?"

    This is a photo set I would dearly love to see! Do it!

    :-)
  • Went to the Payless Books warehouse sale at the Y.M.C.A. in Brickfields on Friday. Bought a book on ornithology.
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