I finally received my UAE residence visa. It’s got a bunch of Arabic, and then in English…
Profession: REPORT MAKER
Accompanied by
Wife: NONE
I immediately sent out an email asking somebody if she’d consider being the wife of a maker of reports. (Profession: The Report Maker’s Wife. Sounds like a bad war-time movie.)
The ever rude Mumbaikar suggested using liquid paper to delete the first ‘n’ from ‘none’, so it reads better:
Profession: REPORT MAKER
Accompanied by
Wife: ONE
So I’m working on it. The acquisition of the wife liquid paper. Perhaps the sheikhs will let me take four? (Or not.) This also means it’s time to go. I don’t really know what to feel about it except to make plans to turn 23 in my first days in a place I’ve never been to. Sounds alright to me.
possibly related
Chiang Mai, A List /
You’ve Got It All Wrong /
Other Mornings in Other Places /
It Was All Blue /
Girl of Your Dreams /
Reportage and Matrimony
I finally received my UAE residence visa. It’s got a bunch of Arabic, and then in English…
I immediately sent out an email asking somebody if she’d consider being the wife of a maker of reports. (Profession: The Report Maker’s Wife. Sounds like a bad war-time movie.)
The ever rude Mumbaikar suggested using liquid paper to delete the first ‘n’ from ‘none’, so it reads better:
So I’m working on it. The acquisition of the
wifeliquid paper. Perhaps the sheikhs will let me take four? (Or not.) This also means it’s time to go. I don’t really know what to feel about it except to make plans to turn 23 in my first days in a place I’ve never been to. Sounds alright to me.possibly related
Chiang Mai, A List / You’ve Got It All Wrong / Other Mornings in Other Places / It Was All Blue / Girl of Your Dreams /