Reportage and Matrimony

22 Sep

I finally received my UAE residence visa. It’s got a bunch of Arabic, and then in English…

Profession: REPORT MAKER
Accompanied by
Wife: NONE

I immediately sent out an email asking somebody if she’d consider being the wife of a maker of reports. (Profession: The Report Maker’s Wife. Sounds like a bad war-time movie.)

The ever rude Mumbaikar suggested using liquid paper to delete the first ‘n’ from ‘none’, so it reads better:

Profession: REPORT MAKER
Accompanied by
Wife: ONE

So I’m working on it. The acquisition of the wife liquid paper. Perhaps the sheikhs will let me take four? (Or not.) This also means it’s time to go. I don’t really know what to feel about it except to make plans to turn 23 in my first days in a place I’ve never been to. Sounds alright to me.

possibly related

Chiang Mai, A List /You’ve Got It All Wrong /Other Mornings in Other Places /It Was All Blue /Girl of Your Dreams /
  • This is LOL.
  • Haha, this is classic :)
  • Haha@rude Mumbaikar.

    This is how we get around "official" documents in Indyeah!
    ;)
  • What did "somebody" say?
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