Ten Things I Am Learning About Dubai

6 Sep

 

  1. It’s expensive. Rent is crazy (40% of your pay!), but there are always bed-spaces. 
  2. If you don’t drive, you’re dead meat.
  3. 6 gallons of petrol will pay for one hour of belly dance lessons.
  4. If you’re a woman, don’t kiss or grope other women in public. (Note to self) Don’t kiss or grope anything at all.
  5. Flickr, Twitter, Skype, StumbleUpon are inconsistent with the religious, cultural, political and moral values of the UAE thus they are all banned, though there are… ways.
  6. From the above we can extrapolate. The Internet – Photo Sharing – Cheap/Almost Free Phone Calls – Telling People What You Are Having for Lunch – Stumbling Upon New Things = religious, cultural, political and moral values = Death. International companies in the free zones + their VPNs = Life.
  7. You can buy anything and have it delivered to you in one hour. I bet Indians run it.
  8. The book, Dubai Red Tape Explorer, is your Bible.
  9. They serve Ice Kachang at the Grand Hyatt.
  10. That rumour about a Malay woman selling nasi lemak had better be true, because I’ll be wanting it. 

     

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  • beavc
    Being in Dubai for the last ten months...this place can be summed up quite simply as "First world facade, third world reality"...

    The good nasi lemak store (she sold her store) apparently moved to Sharjah (another emirate) leaving only the so-so one...

    Have fun... :)
  • Rinse and Repeat: Do NOT grope, touch or kiss anyone or anything.

    And eat as much of ham incorporated food as you can get before you leave!

    :P
  • @L
    Hi,

    i have been here in doha for quite sometimes, and i m sure the environment is about the same, just minus all the nice and amazing tall building there in DUBAI~anyways, for myself, i started to crave for malaysian foods in the first week already~btw at least in DUBAI u still got pork~

    enjoy ur stay~
  • Kym
    I heard from one of my dad's friends (I think he's Singaporean, I'm not too sure) that it can be very depressing, as a foreigner, to work there.
  • CJ
    Nothing about camels or the extreme heat? When I was there, a camel relieved itself on my backpack as if it were a dog. Never trust anything that stores fat in two humps and can survive for more than two days without water.
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