Kuala Lumpur in Point Form

# I’m always quite happy to go up to the neighbouring capital up north — KL and I are, in street Singapore/KL-lingo, very ngam (i.e. fitting, get along well). I have fond memories of walking out of the old KL railway station as a kid with a backpack, following aimlessly after my mother — there I discovered the wonders of the amazing Petaling Street mata kuching (a longan drink), and street food. Many years later I now go to hang out with a bunch of friends from there.
# What do you get when you put a bunch of Malaysians and one token Singaporean into the same room — namely, Lainie’s room? Plenty of quotable quotes.

after clubbing
Me: “Isn’t anybody… going to shower?”
Spes: “Nope! I’m Malaysian!”
Me: “I’m Singaporean, so I must.”

# They all seem to be involved in the arts, design, something or other — and everybody seems to know everyone. Everyone I’ve met seems to be gay. At a birthday party in Hartamas, the very drunk birthday girl sauntered over, pointed at me and said: “IS THAT PROPAGANDA??”
# She later accused a ceiling fan of being lesbian, like everybody else at the table.
# Group of gay girls having a cross-strait discussion about why we like straight women so. I peeked over into the conversation and said with a straight face: “It’s just like straight men wanting virgin women. Same same.” Was. Not. Drunk.
# Lainie goes to sleep mumbling very strange things. (“Hurry up and convert her — so the rest of us have a chance!” Me: “zzzzzzz”)
# Having Wong Ah Wah chicken wings at 3 in the morning in Jalan Alor is my new definition of bliss.
# The more I come, the less time I spend in Kuala Lumpur itself. These days I seem to spend all my time in Petaling Jaya. Helps to have friends who drive!
# Shoot ‘Em Up is a bizarre movie.
# For a moment this afternoon I thought I was stranded here (not entirely a bad thing). All the buses and trains were booked solid. Finally managed to find a ticket home at an ungodly hour.
# I haven’t done any of what I came here to do (buy clothes, and eat) — all I’ve done is sit around with Lainie, Sze, and Lola.
# I will probably be coming more often to do more of this sitting around. To complete my Malaysian experience, they made me litter and sit on a grass patch under a tree. Not at the same time.

possibly related

A Wedding in Manila / My Impressive Malay Vocabulary / You Could Forgive the Monsoon / The Global Soul / I Am So Damn Chinese /
This entry was posted in dispatch. Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.
  • No worries. If I had to drink that stuff you drank (that ginseng thing).. I'd probably not remember a thing either :) Hope you had a good one babe!
  • Apologies Propaganda.. I mean.. Popagandhi. I assure you that I am usually very well behaved and do not go around accusing ceiling fans and other electrical appliances of their sexual orientation. In fact, I've got absolutely no recollection of this and was HORRIFIED when I heard about it the next day.
  • Even your sitting around makes my weekend look so unhappening in comparison. And I think the 'must bathe before sleep' habit only works for girls by default - guys have been conditioned otherwise (not everyone, of course).
blog comments powered by Disqus