Reasons My Lover and I Have Given Each Other On Why We Shouldn’t Break Up

1. “You can’t leave me now… because… it’s… August! My birthday is coming! If you leave me now, that only gives me September to find someone else because I don’t want to be alone on my birthday!”

2. “I’ll have to return you books, clothes, jackets, underwear, DVDs… I got tired thinking about it.”

3. “Nobody’ll fix my computers if you go.”

4. “It’s too hard to find good turmeric chicken outside… if you break up with me, promise me I can still eat at your grandmother’s.”

5. “I was thinking that I liked your mother’s masala tea too much, and I don’t think I can live without it.”

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  • c the fairy god lover
    dear adri, you know what i think, but i'm happy for you both, :)
    sheesha soon?
  • You're on the verge of starting another mimi with this one. :D
  • Sounds like good reasons to me.
  • You can't leave. My dog will miss humping your leg :D

    Ew, actually that's just gross. Sorry.
  • :) Read my lips.
  • Satya
    go for it, tiger!!! :)
  • Ash
    And there won't be any more of those early morning toilet washing episodes!
  • "No one will blog about me when you go!"
  • mis_nomer
    How about,

    6. Because everyone here is rooting for ya'll?
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