While I’m Gone

20 Jul

Please attend:

Shirlyn’s (of The UnXpected fame) concert at the Esplanade (“link”:http://unxpectedrock.com/Welcome.html) on the 28th of July

The “Indignation”:http://blog.sayoni.com/2006/07/18/press-release-august-is-singapore-gay-pride-season-again/ events (“calendar here”:http://www.plu.sg/indignation/ – no, I’m not reading this year as 1. I’m not here 2. I haven’t written poetry in _ages_). Have a happy pride month for me.

Back to the dispatches.

I got out of the train at Howrah at 7am this morning, after a marathon 35 hours. The 35 hours didn’t go along too badly – since all you do on a train is eat and sleep and go to the toilet, those activities suited me just fine. This time, as the only foreigner on the train, other passengers scarcely gave me a second look. For the most part I spent my time chatting to a beautiful Orissan woman working as a programmer in Bangalore (sounds like a fantasy come true), on the finer points of similarities and differences between Oriya and Bengali and Assamese, on marriage (yes), on how I eat my chapati and dal the proper way and eat _nimki_ and _bhujjia_ as “travel snacks”. The rest of my time was spent _reflecting_. India does that to you, no matter how much you scoff at the whole new age soul searching business. I ended up with the conclusion: I needed a shower.

It has come to that point. Where stepping out into Howrah, the porters don’t really seem to give a damn about my presence anymore (unlike the past, when ants to a honey cake might be a good reference). After I clean up in my hotel room, go downstairs intending to have breakfast, see a “flood” and the only thing I do is pull up my pants, put my belongings into a ziploc, and walk to the side of the road to wait for bus number 46. I see 2 other East Asian girls – probably Taiwanese – and they look absolutely shocked and appalled by what they’ve gotten themselves into by coming to Calcutta. I just smile to myself, keep on walking, board bus 46, pay 7 rupees without asking what the fare is, and get off at Ultadanga to catch a shared auto (5 rupees! The least I’ve had to pay for autos!). Everybody speaks Bengali to me and I try to reply. It’s almost as if I’ve just blended into this place. Or as if they think I’m Nepali.

By the way, my “liveblogging”:http://www.flickr.com/photos/skinnylatte/tags/liveblog/ has come to a standstill. As I’ve taken my Karnataka-based mobile out of Karnataka and into West Bengal (and Assam next week), I now suddenly find myself unable to use GPRS, despite prior assurance from Airtel representatives that it would work. So that’s the real big sucker about Cal.

Otherwise… I’m eating way too much here. This afternoon I was seized with the sudden urge to eat Chinese stirfry: just anything, everything really, with black bean sauce (_xi chap_). I found a fairly accurate rendition of black bean sliced fish (Rs 109), though the suspiciously named “lime and pepper chicken soup” (which isn’t very Chinese), wound up tasting like a bit of _tom yam goong_ and a bit of _pho ga_. With a pot of jasmine tea in hand (you have to tell them not to add sugar: this is India, land of the sweet), I could’ve sworn I was at home. Dinner will be PeterCat’s terrific _chelo kebab_, and supper, Kusum Mansion’s _chicken egg katti roll_.

*Going*
Bus 46 to Salt Lake: Rs 7
Auto to City Centre Shopping Complex: Rs 5

*Coming back*
Taxi: Rs 160

I’m taking the bus from now on.

P.S. If you need to contact me for anything, email, or ask my family or Z for my Indian number.

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  • Oh, you been using the Nokia all these while for your Blog? Oh, all the best for everything ok? Take Care. Rem to test out my Lumix for me when you get back? :)
  • popagandhi
    Yup... all the liveblog pics are nokia, the rest is my dslr.

    :) of course I'll test out your LX-1 for you!!!
  • Ultamangda? No, that must be Ultadanga.
  • popagandhi
    Ah yes. Was looking for the piece of paper in my pocke with the name on it. You're absolutely right.
  • Urmila
    Ha! Very careful reference —ants to a honey cake... There speaks a non-convert. I remember you said that honey cakes were.."interesting!"
  • ;) I know... blasphemy isn't it? That I pretend to be Indian but can't get past a simple honey cake... oh well at least I tried, and so did you! I knew it was an 'interesting' enterprise the moment you had this twinkle in your eye when you bought them for me "for breakfast". Heh.
  • G'ma
    Hey Duck! Sounds like you're having fun. Just wanted you to know that your Godma misses you.
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