Quote of the Day
5 Jul
*On sand sculptures*
Someone: “I still haven’t decided what to sculpt.”
Me: “You could do a Mount Rushmore, with our Dear Leader and Great Leader and someone else.”
Ballsy: “You could call it _The Father, The Son and the Holy Goh_.”
*On meeting secondary school friends at certain parties*
M: “I didn’t know you were crooked.”
A: “There’s nothing wrong with my bones.”
M: “So do you like the _girl_ girl kind or the _boy_ girl kind.”
A: “The straight girl kind…”
*Straight friends at the party*
Me (to someone whose boyfriend needs additional _help_ to _deliver_): “What did I say about _munjen_ boys? The only thing they’re good at delivering is deadlines. Mine works out of the box. Plug and play. Like a Mac. The finest software and hardware, at a price.”
