Popagandhi

Peter: “I got a bruise on my knee last night, because I jumped when England scored that first goal. I was wrapped in a flag.”

Me: “Hmmm. I happened to have been outside an English pub, when England won the rugby world cup. A bloke ran out and did a horizontal pull up on a tree trunk. Wrapped in a flag.”

Peter: “You have to understand… we don’t usually win anything.”

Me: “Well, I’m Singaporean. The only things we win are maths competitions, sometimes science, and airport contests.”

We are also winners, sort of, of the bad democracy award.