Thanks to Melissa Fryrear

By popagandhi | Published: 1 March, 2006

I now know:

bq. “Ever wonder why some lesbians look mannish?” [...] It’s a vulnerability to be a woman. That suit of armor to keep you from being hurt.”

This from the same person “who says”:http://www.exgaywatch.com/blog/archives/exgay_organizations/exodus/ “In our experience [..] hundreds of women overcoming lesbianism [..] a strong disproportionate number of women with same-gender issues have been sexually violated or abused in addition to other issues in their lives.”

Wonder what her first comment says about me. I must be very, very, very, vulnerable. I will go do a bulldyke makeover right now, to armorize myself.

Other gems from other exgays —

“Sodomy is like fast food”:http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2006/02/11/cpac/ — it will kill you. (I’m thinking of all the ways I could make a blockbuster movie about it, like _Supersize Sodomy_.)

I’m not worried about my future now. If I’m not already making buckets of money in 10 years, I can always quit my job, be a career exgay (since I have the compelling story: “So, I used to have _this_ website..”). If I’m still in this country I can run abstinence-only sex ed. in schools. Who wants to be my exgay, born-again husband (all the better to appear on Exodus ads with)?

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15 Comments

  1. Vicnan
    Posted 1 March, 2006 at 8:02 pm | Permalink

    Where are the application forms?

  2. salman
    Posted 1 March, 2006 at 8:54 pm | Permalink

    Hi, totally non sequitur but I thought you might like this if you haven’t already seen it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGr3mVVUwE&search=microsoft%20ipod

  3. offkilter
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 1:54 am | Permalink

    Remember, professional cigarette lighter. Me.

  4. popagandhi
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 2:24 am | Permalink

    Nope darling. _Amoral_ professional cigarette lighter. Hehehe.

  5. Charles Miller
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 8:25 am | Permalink

    I suspect you can already get “Supersize Sodomy” on video. But only by mail-order in plain brown paper packaging.

  6. Ballsy
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 10:50 am | Permalink

    We can be a team, babygirl. You can be the exgay and I can be the ex-heterosexual. Together we can spread the word of the dangers of having any and all forms of sex with men, women, men disguised as women, and women trying to be men.

  7. merv
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    sign me up! tho the ex-gay part might be a slight problem. meh

  8. w.
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    Can I join you and ballsy – I’ll be the ex-gay, ex-heterosexual, mostly-bisexual, very-confused member of the team. :)

  9. popagandhi
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    Great. Now we have a full team. I’m ex-straight, ex-bisexual. Now we need an ex-asexual, since ex-transsexual can be a bit difficult to find.

  10. Charles Miller
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    …together, they fight crime!

  11. popagandhi
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    Now we need to hold a costume design competition! I’ll take one with a cape and the tightest bottoms possible! Wait that’s so gay male..

  12. vick
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    Her surname is FRYREAR?!? Okay, I might be missing the larger point here.

  13. Ballsy
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    We can have multi-coloured chastity belts too! And a secret weapon: painless genital mutilator.

  14. merv
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 4:52 pm | Permalink

    can i be invisible-suit-man? lol

  15. Z
    Posted 2 March, 2006 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    If you want an ex-experimental, call me.