Thanks to Melissa Fryrear

1 Mar

I now know:

bq. “Ever wonder why some lesbians look mannish?” [...] It’s a vulnerability to be a woman. That suit of armor to keep you from being hurt.”

This from the same person “who says”:http://www.exgaywatch.com/blog/archives/exgay_organizations/exodus/ “In our experience [..] hundreds of women overcoming lesbianism [..] a strong disproportionate number of women with same-gender issues have been sexually violated or abused in addition to other issues in their lives.”

Wonder what her first comment says about me. I must be very, very, very, vulnerable. I will go do a bulldyke makeover right now, to armorize myself.

Other gems from other exgays —

“Sodomy is like fast food”:http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2006/02/11/cpac/ — it will kill you. (I’m thinking of all the ways I could make a blockbuster movie about it, like _Supersize Sodomy_.)

I’m not worried about my future now. If I’m not already making buckets of money in 10 years, I can always quit my job, be a career exgay (since I have the compelling story: “So, I used to have _this_ website..”). If I’m still in this country I can run abstinence-only sex ed. in schools. Who wants to be my exgay, born-again husband (all the better to appear on Exodus ads with)?

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  • Z
    If you want an ex-experimental, call me.
  • can i be invisible-suit-man? lol
  • We can have multi-coloured chastity belts too! And a secret weapon: painless genital mutilator.
  • Her surname is FRYREAR?!? Okay, I might be missing the larger point here.
  • popagandhi
    Now we need to hold a costume design competition! I'll take one with a cape and the tightest bottoms possible! Wait that's so gay male..
  • ...together, they fight crime!
  • popagandhi
    Great. Now we have a full team. I'm ex-straight, ex-bisexual. Now we need an ex-asexual, since ex-transsexual can be a bit difficult to find.
  • w.
    Can I join you and ballsy - I'll be the ex-gay, ex-heterosexual, mostly-bisexual, very-confused member of the team. :)
  • sign me up! tho the ex-gay part might be a slight problem. meh
  • We can be a team, babygirl. You can be the exgay and I can be the ex-heterosexual. Together we can spread the word of the dangers of having any and all forms of sex with men, women, men disguised as women, and women trying to be men.
  • I suspect you can already get "Supersize Sodomy" on video. But only by mail-order in plain brown paper packaging.
  • popagandhi
    Nope darling. _Amoral_ professional cigarette lighter. Hehehe.
  • offkilter
    Remember, professional cigarette lighter. Me.
  • salman
    Hi, totally non sequitur but I thought you might like this if you haven't already seen it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGr3mVVUwE&...
  • Where are the application forms?
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