Dictionary Woes
28 Feb
The dictionary in my mobile phone keeps getting me into trouble.
When I say ‘mango’, it sees ‘manho’.
‘Prawn Mee’: Spawn Mee
The names of my friends become ‘Sex’, and once, ‘Genocide’.
Proof that it keeps working in my favour: when I evidently mean what I mean, it says — _Duck_ you.
