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Dictionary Woes
The dictionary in my mobile phone keeps getting me into trouble.
When I say ‘mango’, it sees ‘manho’.
‘Prawn Mee’: Spawn Mee
The names of my friends become ‘Sex’, and once, ‘Genocide’.
Proof that it keeps working in my favour: when I evidently mean what I mean, it says — Duck you.
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Hahaha…i remembered the last time i messaged my friend to meet at the place called “avalon”, the message which came out was “I meet you at cuckoo later.”
Or, as my friend discovered to his horror, he had asked someone to come and watch The Pink Panties